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Like any Star Wars fan, I'm a sucker for a good lightsabre fight so here's my opportunity to indulge in a gratuitious action sequence. Sevnote: the original version of this cartoon was deemed too graphic for a young audience by the newspapers so I was forced to draw a tamed down version. Here's the original version of the cartoon. The winning punchline was submitted by Leander. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #445 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-11-08.

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Together I can rule the galaxy!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sith happens!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
how about we call it even?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do I get severance pay for this.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see it as the glass is half full.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hold on...give me a minute to pull myself together.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I was going to, but you cut me off.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Best two out of three?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait a moment while I pull myself together.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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