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Anarchy/Armadillo wedding

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This cartoon was suggested by Christopher. The winning punchline was submitted by Allronix. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #309 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-02-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

Griffin
ATM2: I think they may have a hard time telling their kids about this. Creepio: Mouldy-Bun would die first.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nils
See Creepio: I didn't know master Yada was a certified priest! ATM2: Well, the celibacy isn't any problem.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Creepio: Why are you so quiet and staring at the newlyweds? ATM2: I'm transmitting the wedding on all frequences with the caption 'Help us, Mouldy-Bun! You're our only hope!'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jack Hammerfist
Creepio: Would you believe he's my daddy? ATM2: You've got his hands!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ann E Nichols
C: As the old guide goes, 'Married in white, you've chosen aright.' A: Married in cream, hope it's all a bad dream?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ann E Nichols
C: What comes after love and marriage? A: Two 'droids stuck wheeling the baby carriage.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Creepio: I am not a female droid! ATM2: You nag like one.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marcus
Creepio: does this dress make me look fat? R2: its not the dress, its all that motor oil you drink!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Creepio: I almost tripped on my dress. ATM2: Actually, I was stepping on it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jack Hammerfist
Creepio: How long do you give it? ATM2: Untl the first back-rub!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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