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This cartoon was suggested by John Midgley. The winning punchline was submitted by Jokechoker. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #322 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-28.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mark
You get more points if you run him into an asteroid.
Rating: 4.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Maybe as a blooper for the extended DVD version!
Rating: 4.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog
It's just the screen-saver.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
Easy, son, that's our self-destruct button.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
too easy let's wait for a more difficult shot
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hans Franz
That's politically incorrect, son. 'Father, please neutralize that hostile person' is more like it.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
That Redeye is crafty, son. Let's see if we can get the score to Level 2.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jokechoker
No, no son. Formal language remember? Exterminate him is a better word.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MindMelda
Easy son. Save some hate for the sequels!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog
That's the type of blood-thirsty, maniacal ranting I like to here from my litty Bo-bo...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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