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Clone army donor

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This cartoon was suggested by Anubis. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #331 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-30.

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Wing Gundam 42
I had a GOOD feeling about this!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wing Gundam 42
I'm very good at multiplying.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wing Gundam 42
I'm not computer animated, nor do I have strings holding me up.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr.Peter
You want an army that's short & green?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jen
I've always wanted a large family.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
liz
It's the answer to my multiple personality problem
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Your desire to leave this room alive.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 28 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
'Cause if I waited 3 hours in front of Jar Jar for nothing you'll need to hire an organ donor.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 28 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Floe
So that i could get lots of father's day presents this year.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 27 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Adam Elliott
Look through the door. I'm your only hope.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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