Ineffectual rescue

This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #344 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-29.

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Top 10 punchlines

jhayton		How? By becoming a chew toy? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
mikey		Thank God! For a minute there I was wondering where you were going with this. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
bat-morgan		oh sure, and next you'll be telling me my powers are weak for an 'old man'. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Lewd/crude punchlines will not be accepted. Newcom		I'd appluade, but I'm a little tied up Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dug		Is that the best line you could come up with? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Griffin		Thanks, I need a loud distraction, now start screaming so I can get out of here. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Corsair		And I find myself longing for one of Baldrick's cunning plans... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dmitri		Silly me! I thought you've picked this place for your honeymoon Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
David Roe		Appreciate the thought,shamethe same can't be said about the results Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
minute		remind me to get you a dictionary for your bithday Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: