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Fear of flying

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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by marktowler. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #377 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

Khalas
When did they remove your instinct for self-preservation?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I can tell you when. Was just after you started driving
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrew
I'll tell you when I finish moving things out of the way with the Farce.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
"Dying!" I said "I hate DYING!"
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I could give you a couple of good reasons... provided you stop so I can pick them off the bumper
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
You call it flying, I call it pinball.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mandy
Because I hate the grey hairs that I get every time you drive!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 20 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
essayg
I know you can use the Farce. I'm just not sure you can use the brake!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 20 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I sense much beer in you!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrew
I think it might have something to do with that wicked glint in your eyes.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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