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Evil red lightsevers

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Unlike the Redeyes with their lollipop range of coloured lightsevers, the evil Sift Lords have only ever used red lightsevers. Finally we find out why. The winning punchline was submitted by Sev Wolf. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #381 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Moonmuffin
For infiltration purposes. Die, Redeye scum!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Moonmuffin
Wait till you hear the sound effects.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Moonmuffin
Theirs aren't made by Nintendo.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
gojiragirl
So they can hack your head off while you stop and think about that.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Master Yadda, he's *doing* it again!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mandy
You'd rather that they weren't clearly labeled?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mandy
If they were clever enough to disguise themselves, we'd ALL be dead.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Lucas thinks his audience is dumber than you, so he made it blindingly obvious who's evil
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gregory Griffiths
They don't have a reason. They just want to drive us crazy by making us think there is.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Why me? What have I done to deserve this?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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