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Switching heads

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This week we look at how Creepio swapped bodies with a slimmed down battle droid - a convenient arrangement as he was looking to lose weight anyway. The winning punchline was submitted by Londo. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #391 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-30.

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Marv
BD: I just *knew* that LEGO franchise deal would turn bad!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
C: So *you're* the lowlife who stole my luggage at the airport!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
That's a drawback of buying droids in bulk from IKEA.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
Creepio & BatteredDroid: I'm quite beside myself!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
Somehow, I think this isn't what they mean by "out-of-body" experiance
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
Creepio: Why do I have to sudden urge to shoot everything? Battered'Roid: Why do I have the sudden urge to shoot myself?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Creepio: One crack about "getting ahead" and I'll blast you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Creepio: I'm not a battle droid! I just play one on TV!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
L: "I am not programmed to kill." R: "I'm not programmed to be comedy relief!"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
L: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" R: "6000 forms of communication, and that was the best you could do?"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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