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Beheaded consolation

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It seems there was a lot of decapitation going on in Episode 2. Here one of the victims comforts the son of another victim. The winning punchline was submitted by Tobias. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-07-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

I hope you're prepared for a lot of "getting a head" jokes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
excuse me? could you pass me a body?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you want with him? At least I am still functioning!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
psst... wanna trade?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't like that body either... do you have anything available in gold?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They say having two heads are better than one but aren't you going a bit too far?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You know he isn't plug and play like me...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, it looks like you're the new head of the house!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs, you'll be better off than your father!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd give you a hand, but I can't seem to pull myself together today!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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