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Cheesy death line

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George Lucas is known for his cheesy dialogue. Who can forget 'curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough' or 'one thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner'. George pulled another 'Lucasism' in Episode 2 when Obiwan rolled out 'Anakin, you'll be the death of me'. I can just imagine Lucas on the laptop as he types that line, muttering 'ooh yeah, that's gold, George!' This week lets sevilians come up with an appropriate response. The winning punchline was submitted by Dhraakellian. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #521 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-10-19.

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I have a bad feeling about this....
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And you say we never agree on anything!
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