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Redeye robes

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Considering Jedis always need to be ready to leap into mind boggling action, it's peculiar that they wear such huge, bulky robes (with one notable exception). The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #579 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-04-09.

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Group discount.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 7 Apr 05:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yada started his own clothing line. We're just trying to be supportive.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 7 Apr 05:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It is our belief that a redeye must own nothing. This is what "nothing" buys you.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 7 Apr 05:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You just don't get FASHION, do you?
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 2 Apr 02:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The bad guys already claimed the capes.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 28 Mar 03:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Some of us put on some weight.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 29 Mar 09:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We keep our lightsever batteries in here!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 28 Mar 03:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 29 Mar 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Black isn't as slimming as you'd think
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Apr 10:48 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We get them free from Hotel stays.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 28 Mar 05:53 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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