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The longer the Star Wars series went on, the more diverse a range of lightsabre colours we were exposed to. One wonders how a Jedi chose his lightsabre colour in the first place. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #476 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-11.

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Well, it is when the Redeye is ancient and solemn.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...and we're done.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's delete this scene, okay?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hmm,I thought he was more of a "red" guy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And a short one too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's still ancient!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Like shopping.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do we still have that 'Sorting Hat'?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
In fact it's so ancient I don't even know why it's solemn anymore.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't even know why I keep saying that every time.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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