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They say men get stupid around beautiful women. I think there's even been scientific studies proving this. This week looks at how even highly trained Jedis can be struck dumb by a pretty senator. The winning punchline was submitted by Rabbit. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #516 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

Wow! I never thought the farce could feel like this!
Rating: 4.21 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 20 Jun 01:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Since I've already failed the test, can I ask her out?
Rating: 3.87 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 20 Jun 12:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mind focus'd... centre found... and boy do I feel something now!!!
Rating: 3.82 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Tue 19 Jun 09:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Got it, focus my mind on feeling her farce.
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 19 Jun 09:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's not the Farce, but I'm feeling SOMETHING...
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 20 Jun 10:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm sensing a disturbance as we speak...
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 20 Jun 06:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did you say "centre" or "senator?"
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 25 Jun 10:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm focused, centred, and feelin' it!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 19 Jun 06:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Would you like to see my collection of lightsever crystals?
Rating: 3.31 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 20 Jun 08:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sorry Obi-wan, but I think I've found a new master.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 03:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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