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Discerning evil

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This week's cartoon was inspired by the Episode 3 teaser featuring Anakin with Darth Maul style evil-eyes. It wonders how the Jedi finally started to realise Anakin was turning into a major evil dude. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #397 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

Frogboy Lives
Anarchy evil? That's about as likely as Chancellor Palaptine being a Sith Lord.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
He just saw the price of TWO college-tuitions!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Page 47 in what passes for a script around here.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lobster
Didn´t you ever notice that he casts a funny shaped shadow??
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lobster
He keeps telling people that he´s their father...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Student exchange program with the Sift was a bad idea!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
He found out Bar-Bar was going to be digitally added to Episodes 4-6!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
I suspect religious extremism. He wants everyone to call him 'father.'
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
A hunch. That, and his new glow-in-the-dark red eyes.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mikey
Sometimes I don't even know why we have a force if you're not going to use it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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