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Palpitation vs Redeye

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This week, we spoof the Star Wars Episode 3 trailer, which while full of some very cool moments, had a highlight in Chancellor Palpatine taking on a group of armed Jedis. Foolish, maybe, but based on the fact that Palpatine is in the later movies and Samuel Jackson is not, you can guess at how it ends up. The winning punchline was submitted by Khalas. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #419 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-04-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

ScottE Bemeup
It's four against one. How can we lose?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Oh no-- he's cutting the chandelier-rope!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
He's old AND outnumbered-- we're doomed!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Ok like we planned-- one at a time!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Quick, one of you stab him while I distract him with my dramatic posing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Honey? Where is my super-suit?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
You three... go get master Yada... quickly!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
Have any of you three seen Episode 4? Yeah, Me neither.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
If you want to fight the other three, you'll have to kill me first!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
Don't fight back until you see the contact lenses in his eyes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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