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Lava demise

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We've witnessed two huge film trilogies recently, with both ending with a major villain ending up getting burnt up by pools of lava (hmm, I wonder if that'll be Voldemort's demise in book 7). Here, they finally get to compare notes... The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #438 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-22.

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Top 10 punchlines

You get to be famously evil, and I all I got was this stupid ring.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quickly, we don't wants to die single!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Know any good riddles?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We both had our ashes kicked...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm supposed to be immortal now, you know?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, this ring came with a finger. Do you want it?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 16 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm cursed. What's your excuse?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 16 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's not too bad once you're in.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
For some reason, I feel like I can trust you with this.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This certainly isn't the afterlife I envisioned.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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