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Married to evil

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This cartoon was suggested by ChocJones. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #458 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-09.

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I married "for better or worse." I'm still waiting for the "better."
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It's all conquer this, destroy that....
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It's just not cutting it for me.
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I have to take the garbage out myself
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Some days I swear he'll be the death of me.
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As long as he doesn`t bring his work home ...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 3 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So far, so bad.
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Why do married men allways change?
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I can't complain. I mean it.
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