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Skimpy Redeye robes

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Having Aayla Secura as one of the options in the current coolest Jedi poll was just a throwaway gag. But this got me thinking about why all the Jedi wear big, billowy robes except this blue babe who looks like she belongs more in a MTV music video. So this week's cartoon attempts to explain why Aayla Secura wears such skimpy Redeye robes. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #469 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-27.

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These are traditional robes. I have poor lightsever control.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They clash with my skin.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Master Yada told me these were traditional robes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't need the force to have a strong influence on the weak minded...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yada insisted I wear his old ones
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ha, as if you wouldn't see through it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
In my native language, 'Aayla Secura' meens 'Eye Candy'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is traditional with a figure like mine!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The director kept yelling 'cut'!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you want all council members present at the meetings or not?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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