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This cartoon was suggested by law_80. The winning punchline was submitted by law_80. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-26.

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Funny, most men never look up that high!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 12 Dec 07:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What's that furry stuff on yours?
Rating: 3.72 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Fri 12 Dec 09:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
For balance: I'm a bit top-heavy!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Dec 12:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What did you expect aliens to have, facial bumps?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 14 Dec 09:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm surprised your eyes went that high.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 12 Dec 10:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Please, I have to leave SOMETHING to the imaganation!
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 13 Dec 09:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I asked for dredlocks, they thought I said "sweatsocks!"
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 02:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My eyes are down *here*, sailor.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 12 Dec 12:56 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm just having a bad skull day!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 13 Dec 04:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Icicles-- I'm not normally blue!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 12 Dec 09:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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