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Prequel revelation

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Star Wars is famous for it's big soapie-style revelations. I still have fond memories of watching Gaby gasp when she watched Empire Strikes Back a few years back when Darth Vader dropped his bombshell. And the prequels keep the revelations coming hard and fast. C3PO was made by Darth Vader. R2D2 was Luke's mother's droid. Chewbacca was chums with Yoda way back. But the biggest revelation was one George tried to slip under the radar, couching it in technobabble and mystic mumbo jumbo. This week's cartoon exposes George's biggest shock revelation for what it really is. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #558 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-02.

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Somehow I have the feeling that phrase is going to haunt me.
Rating: 3.91 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 01:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
In that case; dad, can I have a car?
Rating: 3.82 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 02:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
WHAT!? When I have a son, I'll find a better way to tell him.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 28 Aug 12:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wow. I need to go tell Padme we're doing it wrong.
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 04:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well brace yourself-- you're also a GRAND-father!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 28 Aug 02:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
May I quote you in the future?
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 01:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least I don't have a twin sister...
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 01:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There was a reason I did not want to make that connection
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 02:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Whoa, didn't see *that* coming!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So am I a test-tube Jedi?
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 11:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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