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While the movies portray young Jedis as innocent and virtuous, one wonders what a Jedi youngling class would really be like when you gather a bunch of young kids with awesome Jedi powers. The winning punchline was submitted by alexcain. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #568 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-11-26.

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Sensed a disturbance in my class, I did.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 04:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cancelled, your flight was.
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 22 Nov 03:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There is no try. There is trying my patience, however.
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 06:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Your behind, next will be.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 02:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A flight plan you filed not!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 22 Nov 08:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
See what I do to spitwads, you should.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 25 Nov 11:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Saber, paper beats.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 02:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anger leads to suffering-- so don't anger me!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 22 Nov 05:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Turned to the dork side more than one Redeye teacher, that sort of thing has...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 04:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That is why you fail.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 06:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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