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Palpitation influence

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Here we see the evil influence of Chancellor Palpitation as he gradually sways Anarchy Flyswatter to the Dork Side with his wayward advice. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #422 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-05-08.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv
The kid's hanging out with his grandpa. How many teenagers would do that?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EvilDevil
arent all politicians?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Razor Blade
to quote you in episode 4: "the force can have a strong influence on the week minded
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Scott1701c
No worse than the average parent
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zel-Anne
I'll start worrying when Anarchy starts wearing a black ensemble and speaks in a voice to match.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Nah, the Farce only exerts a strong influence on a weak... He's doomed, isn't he.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I've ordered your pizza Chancellor. What is thy bidding now?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Who are YOU to talk?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Not compared to violent movies with simplistic morals!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
ALL grandparents spoil kids!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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