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Ancient Yada

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I got Episode 2 out on DVD this week to prep for the impending Episode 3. The one thing that struck me was how ancient and decrepit Yoda is, staggering around on his cane, until he suddenly turns into super frog at the end. Note - this was a 2 part contest - all punchlines prefixed with 1 were for the first row punchline. All punchlines prefixed with 2 were for the final row. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv (wished) and Corsair (pay). There were 21 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #425 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-05-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv
1: Whished for eternal life, I did. Ask for eternal youth...I forgot!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chip
1: Simple! Avoid dying you must!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Slugger S.
1: When 800 years old you reach, wished you asked that question, you will not.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
2: Collapse onto the floor, I will now...call the nurse, you will now, yes?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
SevBren
2: Easy it is. "ON" button you must push
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: An old bet with an amphibious Muppet I have. Win I hope.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 30 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
1: By dying not!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
1: Easy in frog-years it is!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
1: Multiply age by ten, one must!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
1: Die sooner, tall ones do!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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