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Here, we look at the many limbs and bits and pieces that get chopped off people throughout the Star Wars movies, starting with Anakin Skywalker's first of many limbs to be amputated. The winning punchline was submitted by Molokov (father) and mammakins (director). There were 23 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #436 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-29.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: Master obi-wan, I think I need a hand here...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM*
2: Heck if I know...I was aiming for your head!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 29 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: It's a lot less painful than your love scenes.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 29 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Blame Lucas - he keeps yelling "Cut!"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Could be all the SWORDFIGHTS!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: How ELSE do you end a swordfight?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I never took being disarmed so literally!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM*
1: That's gonna leave a mark.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM*
1: I have a BAD feeling about this!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM*
1: Um maybe you didn't read the script, I'm the "Good Guy"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM*
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