Impure slogan

I actually used an "Impure Recruitment Poster" in the Sev Wars poster (so I call dibs on the slogan 'and be an individual'). Here is the sevilian opportunity to come up with others ways to tempt recruits into joining the most evil army in the galaxy. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #383 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nietche Keen		If you're still reading this, you're AWOL! Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
toface		We're all brothers! Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Arnprior		Because Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 30 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		Ten billion souls crying out in terror can't be wrong! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 1 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Hector F		And caus someone else a "bad feeling"! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		Survived three movies and still going strong Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 3 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		Before we run out of extras Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		(that's NOT a request!) Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		Wouldn't want anything BAD to happen to your planet, would we? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
fire faerie		let's put the U in Impure! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: