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Greedo death revision

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Star Wars revisionism is somewhat of a pet peeve with me. Noone denies the original Star Wars trilogies are classics. Few would deny the prequels are a disappointment in comparison. But George Lucas' habit of continually making revisions, arguably not always for the better, could end up with the original series being as deflating as the prequels. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #405 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Chip
you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on Lucas' point of view.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Joel H.
Yes...And the laser had more of a "Whiz" sound.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
With that aim, does it matter?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
You'll never find a more wretched alteration of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Money can have a strong influence on a weak mind.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... 1977.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
The Han is quicker than the eye! But not this one.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Lucas altered the movie. Pray he doesn't alter it any further.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
These are not the scenes that you are looking for.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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