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This cartoon was suggested by OsamaBombadil. The winning punchline was submitted by Vay-Lann Marxx. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #504 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-22.

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Someone's resetting the Matrix again...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I had nothing to do with it, and you didn't see anything, kid.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ham sold him the blaster!
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Strange things happen when you alter history!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The universe has a strange sense of humour.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is the Director's Cut Special Edition, kid.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're in a bar. Work it out.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think right now, he's asking himself the same thing.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Farce is strong with the postproduction team.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It was deflected by Ham's aura of smugness.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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