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Dud star mayhem

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This week sees if you can come up with a plausible explanation for Ham Slowmo after he's demolished the Dud Star detention centre. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-10-12.

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Beats me. I had my helmet on the whole time.
Rating: 4.10 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Sun 30 Sep 01:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh, nothing, I just installed windows and it crashed...
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Oct 03:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
they didn't let the wackiee win
Rating: 3.82 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 28 Sep 04:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Apparently, you didn't come up to the universal fire code standards.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 Oct 11:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's put it this way: never give a wackiee 2 shots of espresso.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Fri 28 Sep 04:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Someone put the "self-destruct" button next to the "make coffee" button.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 11 Oct 07:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I shot first.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Fri 28 Sep 04:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I felt a great disturbance in the power grid...
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 28 Sep 06:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They shot first-- watch the replay!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 11 Oct 05:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Radiation-leak-- but we shot it!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 11 Oct 05:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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