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Weak disguise

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This cartoon was suggested by Gregory Griffiths. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #526 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-30.

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I see you're new to Stormbloopers!
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I'd be more worried about being named Skywalker.
Rating: 3.93 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Mon 19 Nov 12:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I also changed my accent from Scottish to British.
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 16 Nov 06:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I needed something that an R2 droid and his very naive owner would be able to reason out but Lord Vader wouldn't.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 19 Nov 04:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It fooled you.
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 16 Nov 09:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You know it wasn't like I was trying to win a name contest or something.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 Nov 04:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's what bothers you? I gave you as a baby to Darth Vader's step-dad. He's never gonna look there.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 16 Nov 12:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It doesn't matter, as long as your father, Daft Vapor, never spots YOUR last name, and... I've... I've said too much.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 16 Nov 04:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I tried Phoney Baloney, but that seeemed more obvious.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Nov 02:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If any Imperial troops come looking for me, I'll just say "I'm not the Bun Baloney you're looking for."
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 26 Nov 06:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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