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This cartoon was suggested by Gregory Griffiths. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #579 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-03-27.

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Actually, they don't, but once we censor all the swearing, that's all that's left.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 01:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
i'm a mac, he's a pc.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 09:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you call that speaking, sir.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 21 Mar 11:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You told me to calibrate his censors!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 04:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're making jokes at your expense, sir, and don't want you to overhear them.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Mar 03:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Binary is a legitimate lifestyle choice, sir.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 04:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If we gave him dialogue, we'd have to pay him.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 04:37 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can speak over 6000 dialects by stealing the speech chip from every 'roid I meet!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 12:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Installing the Standard English chip costs extra!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who gives a bleep?
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 13 Mar 07:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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