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This week has the Emperor and his sycophants brainstorming ways they can streamline galactic tyranny. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #467 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

Ooh, ooh, can I design it's thermal exhaust ports?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Y'know, violence never really solves anything.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can we put racing stripes on it?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Like underwear that can give a wedgy by remote control!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We can have stormbloopers merge into a giant robot!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we could call it...Giant Ball of Death Looking Remotely Like A Small Star.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
May I suggest we DONT build a tunnel leading to the reactor core this time?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
An assassin robot who can travel back in time and kill our enemies before they were born!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The shopping channel!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shall I start leaking the plans to the Bothans already?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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