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Degrees of separation

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The theory goes that you can connect a person to any other person in the world by up to only 6 degrees of separation. This is overkill in the Star Wars universe where apparently there is only 1 or 2 degrees of separation. Through the prequels, we learn just about everyone in the later movies is connected to everyone else in some way be it blood relations, past experience or friend of a friend. Good thing there weren't any more prequels - perhaps Han Solo would've been revealed to be a long lost relative, making the Han-Luke-Leia love triangle even creepier! The winning punchline was submitted by eyes of betazed (universe) and TM (connection). There were 29 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: You could call this "Sith degrees of separation."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: There's a reason you're named solo.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 24 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Good question, son-in-law!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 25 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Don't tell me, I'm on 'This is Your Life'!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Phew... I was afraid you'll bring back Jar Jar.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I think we used to have the same hairdresser
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Bring me someone I can slaughter without feeling guilty.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I'm getting bad feelings about Jabba the Hutt now
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: See, the universe does revolve around me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: This is fun! Guards, go get more prisoners!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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