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This week wonders how a handful of tiny ships could destroy a planet sized Dud Star (other than the obvious firing into the vent shaft). The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #534 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-02-06.

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Good thought, let's go back and make bigger ships.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 5 Feb 07:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Aim for the gas-tank!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 3 Feb 06:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of "suicide mission" don't you get?
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 1 Feb 09:16 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do not underestimate the power of the plot device.
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 1 Feb 02:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They'll never expect something that stupid!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 3 Feb 06:33 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, we've got it outnumbered 30:1!
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 1 Feb 11:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I find your lack of faith understandable.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 1 Feb 09:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MY ship is meant to destroy that. YOUR ships are meant to get picked off one by one.
Rating: 2.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 1 Feb 08:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We upload a virus with an Apple computer!
Rating: 2.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 1 Feb 08:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a desperate million-to-one chance. Works nine times out of ten.
Rating: 2.89 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 31 Jan 11:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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