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This cartoon was suggested by T.J Force IX. The winning punchline was submitted by eyes of betazed (upgrade my imagination) and Nietche Keen (farm in the desert). There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #460 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-14.

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2: I've annoyed you in over 600 million dialects.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I sank your entire farm into the desert that time
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Unfortunately, the universe seems to have a lot more imagination then I do...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 5 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: And now I don't HAVE to!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 6 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: So the galaxy has a sense of humor after all!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 11 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I advised you to start a farm in the desert!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I once used up your water on my flower-garden!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I burnt your house down three times.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I always said that only idiots thought all protocol droids looked alike.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I turned you into the police for pirating Lucasfilm movies.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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