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Here we wonder just what Ham Slowmo hasn't added to the Millennium Faulty yet. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #461 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-26.

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Nope...soon as *I* get on board, it'll be perfect!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 22 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just shields-- but I've seen them shoot!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spacesuits. We never seem to need any.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm still too cool for seatbelts
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A beautiful princess... but I'm optimistic!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I couldn't find space for the first aid kit
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Life support.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fire extinguishers, but what are the odds we'd need them?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A safety inspection sticker, but I'll just print one up.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We've got an opening for the position of ship's fool...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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