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Daft Vapor bumper sticker

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This week, we get to write a message on the back of evil dark lord, Daft Vapor. It could be a bumper sticker, it could be a note stuck on by one of his subordinates (you decide). The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #308 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-02-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Evil the Cat
Anything you can do, I can do better...or I KILL YOU
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Laugh if you think I'm pathetic.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Paul Laurendeau
Alone again, naturally
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Paul Laurendeau
Against!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Paul Laurendeau
This is not a drill...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Captain Stace
Trespassers will be crushed
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
LR
Absorbs all laser frequencies or your money back!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 15 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Paul Laurendeau
I wear high heels
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 15 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Paul Laurendeau
Read my lips...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bobashmobalob
'Join the Darker Side' in the next ten minutes and get five free CDs of audio commentary on 'The Farce.'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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