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One of the cool parts of the original trilogy was the Force, a mysterious, enigmatic power. Of course the mystery came crashing to earth when George Lucas technobabblified it into midi-chlorians but maybe sevilians can come up with a better explanation. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #387 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Leslie
Gift from fairy godmother. Use it past midnight and turn small and green you will.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
You make faces, while puppeteers lift stuff for you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leslie
Only on low-gravity planets will it work.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hobbituk
All about string theory it is...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
The man behind the curtain, ignore you must.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
All strings, it is now. CGI, it used to be.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
First, sucker a farm boy into doing your bidding...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
In old days, stupid answers there were. Now know we, to just let things be.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Thought I knew, did I. Then out Episode I came.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Forward to the past, we must go, if silly answers to questions, we wish to know.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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