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Why are all the worlds in Star Wars one climate planets. We have the desert world of Tatooine. The forest moon of Endor. The ice planet Hoth. Dagobah, jungle planet. Even Coruscant is a one city world. The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #420 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-04-28.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
Worse yet, if you walk a few miles you'll see the same mountains go by over and over.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Worse yet, if you walk too far in one direction you'll fall off the edge of the world and a loud voice yells "cut!"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sugarman
Don't worry, they'll be updated in the new special edition
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
Why do you always have one facial expression?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
roman
you're lucky they all have the same gravity and autmosphere
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crymeariver
Somewhere out there is a mythical planet with all climate types under a beautiful blue sky... but Battlesev Gallaxative has first dibs on it...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nazgul
Surprise, kid! This is the other side of Tattooine!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nazgul
All the others have been taken over by retired people!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nazgul
There's more to Hoth than just the tropics, kid!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yorgi
It's perfect for a One-dimensional character!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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