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The Empire Strikes Back is a great film with Luke Skywalker battling Darth Vader as one of the great confrontations in cinema history. However, the even greater clash was earlier in the film when the wizened master Yoda met his match coming up against the whiniest farmboy in the galaxy. Here, Yoda (or Yada in the sevilised version) attempts to impart some Redeye wisdom. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #468 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-16.

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To not be confused with little green men
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The meaning of Sev, the Universe and everything
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A way to extract the hand from my rear, I would like.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No to be green!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To have a masterful puppeteer...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good grammer a Redeye for yearns...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
All his arms and legs to keep!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
to stay intact....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
For one, Indoor Bathrooms.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A home give me. Where roam the buffalo.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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