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Dark apprentices

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If as the prequels assert, there are only two Sith Lords (master and apprentice), surely Darth Vader would've started worrying about job security when the Emperor got keen on recruiting Luke Skywalker to the dark side. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 23 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #499 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-13.

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You're half machine and I'm half dead, we only count as one
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sift happens.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Suddenly you want to follow rules??
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We don't have to make him a lord...how about an earl?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, he can take the day sift and you can have the night sift.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I fear you've vastly overestimated your role in the future of the empire!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He'll be starting out as a sift apprentice.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's just say he'll be replacing ONE of us.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We can use him to close up the plotholes.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Funny, Count Doofus said the same thing!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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