Dark apprentices

If as the prequels assert, there are only two Sith Lords (master and apprentice), surely Darth Vader would've started worrying about job security when the Emperor got keen on recruiting Luke Skywalker to the dark side. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 23 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #499 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

Alex_of_Borg		You're half machine and I'm half dead, we only count as one Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Sift happens. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
mammakins		Suddenly you want to follow rules?? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
mammakins		We don't have to make him a lord...how about an earl? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Slater		Well, he can take the day sift and you can have the night sift. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		I fear you've vastly overestimated your role in the future of the empire! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
eyes of betazed		He'll be starting out as a sift apprentice. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
T.J Force IX		Let's just say he'll be replacing ONE of us. Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
The Penguin Weekly		We can use him to close up the plotholes. Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
OsamaBombadil		Funny, Count Doofus said the same thing! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: