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Yada's farce

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This week looks at one of my favourite scenes in the Star Wars movies, when Yoda rescues the X-Wing fighter (the bulk of the sunday cartoon will be spoofing Yoda's force speech although I haven't quite worked out how I'm going to do that bit yet). The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #552 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-15.

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Tell you how to kick my butt? Wish, you do!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 04:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A bond between puppets, there is!
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Same way I do backflips
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Sign-language-- when Force fails, use Persuasion!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 04:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ship I did not move, planet I did.
Rating: 3.87 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 9 Jul 03:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Moving it, I am not. Directing crane, I am...
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 9 Jul 02:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What aspect of "force", understand you do not?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 9 Jul 10:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ship's remote-control in your pocket, I picked!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 9 Jul 03:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Found the gravity's off switch, I have!
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 9 Jul 02:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bad news I have. Made of cardboard, your ship is!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 9 Jul 02:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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