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Fathers are always wont to give advice to their children, mostly unwanted advice. I can understand the instinct - as Gaby gets older, I find myself doling out pearls of wisdom which are generally treated with disdain. How much worse is the father/son relationship when your dad is a villainous tyrant? The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #570 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

And you wonder why half the galaxy is rebelling?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 03:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Your parenting powers are weak, old man.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ok, Ok, I believe you're my father!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 02:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The dark side isn't so much dark as it is annoying!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 07:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not without my Dialing Hand.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 6 Dec 03:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At this point, yes.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Would it kill the empire to lower its phone rates?
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 11:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Stop it, who do you think you are, my father?!?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 3 Dec 10:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Talk to the hand!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 02:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd give my right arm to shut you up.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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