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Whiney hero

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In crafting Star Wars, George Lucas borrowed liberally from the Hero's Journey, the classic tale of a hero who embarks on an adventure, encountering archetypal characters along the way. However, I'm not sure if the hero archetype was meant to be such a whiny brat. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #573 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-01-14.

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Actually he's our decoy!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 04:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're looking at the Dark Side!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 04:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 04:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's a Sith off the old block!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 04:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's due to inherit it!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 02:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, It was either him or Blah-Blah Jinx!!
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Jan 01:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You should see the people I rejected.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 08:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Was I any different when you first met me? Please say yes.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 8 Jan 03:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you expect with his childhood?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jan 02:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's DOPE-- who else would swordfight an army?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 05:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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