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A father/son relationship can often be negative and disfunctional, particularly when your father is an evil arch villain. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-25.

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Okay, when are you going to get married and get me some grand-kids?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chicken!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll never be a Sith if you keep whining!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And I never whined as much as you do.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maybe I should go live with your sister for awhile.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you done?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I didn't get where I am by coddling!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of "Dark Side" do you not get?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good! Complaining means you're starting to see the dark side.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nag, nag, nag -- just like your mother.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 18 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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