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This week wonders if there's some more creative reason why Darth Vader always wears a mask. The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #538 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

The paper bag just didn't say "dark lord"
Rating: 4.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 13 Mar 07:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Never try to shave with a light Saber.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 15 Mar 03:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looks better than a hoodie
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Mar 08:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It saves doing the lip-sync with James Earl Jones.
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 06:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dark lords aren't menacing with pasty, white skin.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 14 Mar 04:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We could only afford James Earl Jone's voice.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 10:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you here to fight or to interview me?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 14 Mar 07:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm sorry, was the heavy breathing sound not enough of a clue that this thing is a mobile iron lung?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 14 Mar 02:16 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's just terribly comfortable. I imagine in the future most people will be wearing them.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 14 Mar 02:16 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You underestimate the power of imagination.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 17 Mar 03:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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