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In Return of the Jedi, the Emperor entrusts the fate of his entire galactic empire on a legion of Stormtroopers protecting the Death Star's shield generator. Seems a sound strategy (or is that tactic) unless fierce knee high teddy bears are involved! The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #564 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-10-22.

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Obviously, we had to make some budget cuts in order to afford a second Death Star.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 17 Oct 06:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's ALWAYS the little things!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 15 Oct 10:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hmmm. Perhaps I should've located it inside the actual shield it was generating...
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 01:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Though, I *was* a little fuzzy on how well they'd do under pressure.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 07:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see you've found the Cuddly Side of the Farce...
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 11:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess I shouldn't have let them watch that latest Fox show "When Bears Attack."
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 07:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know this looks pathetic, but those things are actually quite vicious.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 06:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Though, they're certainly not protecting their sense of pride right now.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 07:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see you brought you best troops as well.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 16 Oct 02:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We asked for clones, but all we got were clowns.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 19 Oct 07:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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