Uses for Jedi mind trick

This week has you imagining what you could use a Jedi mind trick for in our own daily lives. I'll draw a cartoon based on the winning entry. Sevnote: in spite of a controversial winner for the recent Professor Sourgrape cartoon, crude/lewd punchlines will not be chosen for this one so keep it clean, boys! There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-11.

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Top 10 punchlines

Kurt H.		Convinving friends to play a "quick game of RISK" Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 10 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
ShadowX		Persuade your kids that 9 o'clock IS their bed time. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
ShadowX		Convince your neighbour to mow the lawn on Friday night instead of Sunday morning. While you're at it, convince him to do your lawn as well. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Jeffrey Stier		(at McDonald's) You WILL give me a few extra mcnuggets... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		Convice people they are seeing little green aliens, for a laugh Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		(On your boss) No sir, you did not see me coming into work an hour late today Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mof		Obi Wan/Anakin is using the mind trick to lead the entire Gungan civilisation to walk off a cliff, one by one like lemmings. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		Making a squad of Stormbloopers believe they are all Elvis Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		Make Darft Vapour and some Stormbloopers believe they are Stanta Claus and his Elves Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Paracelsus		Getting throw the express-check-out-point with more than ten articles. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: