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Dud apprentices

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This cartoon was suggested by T.J Force IX. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #466 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-06.

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You ask them to do something and they just fall apart.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 4 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, there's a lot of exposed nerves.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They make me glad I didn't give them medical insurance.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They just falling apart on me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Having trouble holding the team together.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not good, everyone wants to split.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shut up and get me the ducttape!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is nothing a little superglue can't fix.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least mine don't change sides.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They go to pieces.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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