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I just read on digg.com today that George Lucas is planning to make two more Star Wars movies. My initial reaction was "it must be a hoax." My second reaction was "please let it be a hoax!" Anyway, the news does seem to be true so I thought we might try and come up with some possible scenes in the new movies. They can be prequels, sequels set after the original series, anything. But if you have ambitions to be one of the 5 funniest sevilians listed at sevilians.sev.com.au, I'd steer away from the 'death of Jar Jar' toons. I expect there to be many such entries (and hence all getting low ratings due to the rehash factor). There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-17.

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Star Wars 7 Tired of seeing Yoda, Obi-Wan, and his father everywhere he goes, Luke hires the ghost busters. (Scene of Luke smiling as the Ghostbusts blast the three aforementioned ghosts)
Rating: 4.22 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Sun 13 May 01:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
(George Lucas standing next to an animator at his computer) I told you we wouldn't need actors.
Rating: 3.81 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sun 13 May 05:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ep. VII: "I see dead people" - Luke goes into counseling to deal with the trauma of always seeing the ghosts of his father, Obi-wan, and Yoda
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 14 May 06:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lightsaber fights from rocking chairs at the retirement village.
Rating: 3.68 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Thu 10 May 08:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Star Wars Episode VII: "The Puppet Master" Frank Oz finally appears as the true power in the galaxy.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Fri 11 May 05:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Star Wars VII- "Jawas-- just when you thought it was safe" The sand-people of Tatooine, strike oil, and President Luke accuses them of building weapons of mass-destruction... and so he constructs a new Death Star.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 15 May 08:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leia: "Han, I'm pregnant!". Han is surprised, and Luke says "I have a bad feeling about this".
Rating: 3.48 | No of Ratings: 23 | Submitted Thu 10 May 08:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Battle Droids suddenly come down with a bad case of Asimov's 3 laws of robotics
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 11 May 03:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leia & Han are getting married, Luke is running the ceremony... Luke: "I now pronounce you man and wife"... C3PO: "We're doomed!"
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"Where EVERY one has gone before--" Luke & company travel to 20th century earth.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 11 May 01:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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