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This cartoon was suggested by Something Human. The winning punchline was submitted by Elvendaughter. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #330 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

Kes
There is a big difference between 'being killed' and 'staying dead', Sir.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
James Huang
If you kill me, I'll sue!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Hey, we were behind them all the way-- literally!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog
See? Our human-shield tactics DO work.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
We've learned not to stand in front of the big circley thing when it goes "whooosh".
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark Towler
Oh yea, well, the snakes got to them!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Hardyz Nebula
Please Give Me A Chance.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kes
Ever heard of 'friendly fire', Sir?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spartan Legend
We read "How not be a red-shirt Ensign" by Spock
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
q3
They didn' have a bald guy
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 20 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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